Sooey, what a calamity in Fayetteville

Rumors and Rants breaks down the insanity at the University of Arkansas over the past couple months - latest news is super recruit QB Mitch Mustain is high tailing it out of town, likely to Tulsa but possibly to Oklahoma. Well did, Sports Yenta.

This story reminds me of my buddy KC's rant after the parents' meeting with AD Frank Broyles after the SEC Championship Game. You will have to trust me on the content of his verbal rant, as his blog is as empty and vapid as Paris Hilton...

"WTF is this? The parents are visiting the AD? If this were any other school, the AD would listen politely, tell them to gather their Capri Suns and orange slices and say thanks them for coming! Arkansas goes to the Championship of the toughest conference in the game, and little Damian is crying in his shin guards that he didn't get 10 catches a game? YOU FREAKING BEAT AUBURN! YOU FREAKING HAVE DARREN MCFADDEN TO RUN THE BALL! Hit the weights, block down on the LB and be a good soldier, freshman!"

So, in summation, this post was to vent on the Arkansas program and to yearn for the day when KC will step up on his golf blog. I never asked him what he dislikes so much about kids' soccer, I fear I could get a punch in the neck.

Fantasy College Football All-Americans

Over at Fantasy College Blitz, we just posted the first of our articles highlighting the best statistical performers at each position, starting with the quarterbacks. During the past two seasons we provided our analysis for subscibers only but we want to make our All-Fantasy team available for all to enjoy and debate.

Here I will list the top three teams, but the full positional breakdowns will appear at FCB throughout the next two weeks. While total fantasy points were a big consideration, we also gave extra attention to week-to-week consistency.

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2007 Fantasy College Blitz
All-Fantasy Teams

First Team
*Unanimous selection

QB - Colt Brennan (right), Hawaii*
RB - Steve Slaton, West Virginia
RB - Ian Johnson, Boise State
WR - Jarett Dillard - Rice*
WR - Chris Williams, New Mexico State
TE - Jonny Harline, BYU
K - Arthur Carmody, Louisville*
D - Virginia Tech Hokies*

Second Team

QB - Chase Holbrook, New Mexico State
RB - Garrett Wolfe (right), Northern Illinois
RB - Raymell Rice, Rutgers
WR - Johnie Lee Higgins, UTEP
WR - Davone Bess, Hawaii
TE - Darius Hill, Ball State*
K - Alexis Serna, Oregon State*
D - Boston College Eagles

Third Team

QB - Brady Quinn (right), Notre Dame
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw, Marshall
RB - Nate Ilaoa, Hawaii
WR - Robert Meachem, Tennessee
WR - Rhema McKnight, Notre Dame
TE - Chase Coffman, Missouri
K - Justin Medlock, UCLA
D - Georgia Bulldogs

Honorable Mention

QB - Chase Daniel - Missouri, Graham Harrell - Texas Tech, Pat White - West Virginia, John Beck - BYU
RB - Darren McFadden - Arkansas, PJ Hill - Wisconsin
WR - Ryne Robinson - Miami (OH), Calvin Johnson - GT, Joel Filani - Texas Tech, Adarius Bowman - Oklahoma State
TE - Travis Beckum - Wisconsin, Scott Chandler - Iowa
K - Anthony Montgomery - Boise State, Garrett Hartley - Oklahoma
D - Nevada Wolfpack, Western Michigan Broncos