College Football Player "Bermanisms"

I know, the pop-culture-play-on-words nicknames are played out, but fun nonetheless regardless of intellectual vacuousness...here are pastes of what started as a discussion on fantasy college football QBs this year that degraded, thanks to Daniel, Sooner Billy and me (originally posted on Fantasy College Blitz) .

• Eric "Easy-Eh" Deslauriers (Eastern Michigan WR)
• John "David" Beck "ham" -or- John "Odelay" Beck (BYU)
• Brian Brohm (Louisville)
• Ted Ginn "and Juice"(OSU overhyped WR)
• "Uncle" Lester Ricard (Tulane QB)
• Steven "Miss" Moffett (UCF QB)
• Jeff Rowe "Row Row Your Boat"(Nevada QB)
• Lonta "Calvin and" Hobbs (TCU RB)
• Jon "Game Hen" Cornish (Kansas RB)
• Cedric "Going, Going" Gagne-Marcoux (UCF OL)
• Wil "The Test" Proctor (Clemson QB)
• Ken "Terrance Trent" Darby (Bama RB)
• Rocky "Bee" Hinds (UNLV QB)
• Johnnie Lee "Professor" Higgins (UTEP WR)
• Jon "Weekly Show" Stewart (Oregon RB)
• Reggie "Rubber" Ball (Ga Tech QB, who bounces a few passes)
• Keegan "Smoked" Herring (Ariz St RB)
• Sam "Ain't No" Hollenback "Girl" (Maryland QB)
• Alex "On The" Brink (Wash St QB)
• Chris "Biz" Markey (UCLA RB)
• Colt "Real" McCoy (Texas QB)
• Kory "Satin" Sheets (Purdue RB)
• Maurice "Multi" Linguist (Baylor LB)
• Bryan "Truman" Cupito (Minny QB)
• John "Plaster" Stocco (Wisky QB)
• Javon "Dead" Ringer (Mich State RB)

There is a very definable standard deviation of quality above...some horrible, some great. Add as you see fit on the comments.